Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: *Sends*
Person 1: NOT NUD*S I SAID NUKES
Def 2
Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Why am I getting a EAS Alert
Person 2: I thought you were joking
PERSON 1: F*** YOU
Person 2: *Sends*
Person 1: NOT NUD*S I SAID NUKES
Def 2
Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Why am I getting a EAS Alert
Person 2: I thought you were joking
PERSON 1: F*** YOU
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"
"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"
"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"
by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.
person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?
by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.
by JZoll November 18, 2015

by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
