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Send Nukes

Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: *Sends*
Person 1: NOT NUD*S I SAID NUKES

Def 2

Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Why am I getting a EAS Alert
Person 2: I thought you were joking
PERSON 1: F*** YOU
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021
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Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city
"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"
by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017
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Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.
person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?
by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023
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pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.
I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.
by JZoll November 18, 2015
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Nuke China

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave
"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"
by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021
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Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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