nubert

To do something wrong over and over again without learning anything

I tried cooking pasta but i nubert it.

by TheOneNubert December 20, 2023

Nudenjigger

Everyone who plays Hanzo in Overwatch

"This hanzo is such a Nudenjigger!"

by Nudenjiggler January 2, 2024

Nuenis

The conspiracy that Nue (a girl) from the Touhou franchise has a penis.

Usually the people who think this is real are futanari fans.

Bro i'm telling you the nuenis is real!

by omgeathirie November 9, 2023

NumenHeir

A sexy majestic god, who looks like Poseidon if he had a fork in his butt. He walks around like a little feminine slut but eats ass on the daily. He smuggles in kids from Iraq so he can have a little fun with them on Roblox myrder mystery. He has a dad and a dad.

Blank Numenheir at you service.
Numenheir reporting for duty.

by Bobby bagging May 29, 2024

Numen

An autophage/human hybrid, humanity distilled, created by a zombie bite, made to keep humanity from going extinct. Originating from the game series Dead island, specifically Dead Island 2

Ruben calls us numen, we are the endpoint..

by Vortexkortexx October 10, 2025

Chicken nubnets

A phrase used to describe something (a situation or noun) really freaking lame or stupid.

For example:
Principal Shaw says: "Students can no longer bring electronic devices to school"
Suzy says in response: "Aw you bitch. That's chicken nubnets."

by BreeDizzle April 4, 2011

OMER NUBANI

A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THATS A PISS OFF TO EVERYBODY IN THIS UNIVERSE. HE ALSO THNKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT ALL HE KNOWS ARE TV SHOWS AND COMICS.

Uhhh! he's being such a omer nubani. fuck him

by @PREACH June 1, 2018