noffage

A pile of useful crap, which is totally shite because it has been mixed together and abandonded.

I've got some iPod headphones but they are in that pile of noffage.

by Martin Parker May 2, 2006

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009

Nuffied

To only crave the desire to sit on your ass and watch Reality TV shows on a Friday night, while eating copious amounts of ice cream.

Oh he said he wasn't coming to the party because he was nuffied.

by Galinda from The Emerald City. August 29, 2010

Nuffs.

The definition of the sisterhood formed by Californians Noelia "Nu" Nabarro and Amanda "Muffs" Pierce. The two girls have hilarious conversations, crazy messages, and have plot evil plans in many occasions. This is the most truthful and full of love sisterhood that exists nowadays and it will take over the world someday.

"Wish our friendship was like the NUFFS."

by Hellwin. September 20, 2013

nuffie at cricket

Your just shit at cricket and should give up

U r a nuffie at cricket just go play B's

by Barnt2018 September 23, 2016

noufgt

Short for "no you, faggot". Often used as a response for when one has been insulted.

Person A: You're so crap at this game
Person B: Noufgt

by DXTF123 July 31, 2016

neuffer

Someone who neufs

Man did you see Chris neuf? what a neuffer.

by Athsrueas August 3, 2017