When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.
by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016
Get the Twisted like a Pretzelmug. Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the German Pretzel Pressmug. Invented in Pittsburgh in 2009, a new term which means that she appears that she belongs in a German Beerhall serving beer and pretzels.
Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.
Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.
Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.
Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.
Guy #1: Dude, she looks like a pretzel girl
Guy #2: Yeah.
or....
Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?
Girl: What did you just call me?
Guy #2: Yeah.
or....
Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?
Girl: What did you just call me?
by CriticalMasssssss July 8, 2009
Get the Pretzel Girlmug. When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body
by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020
Get the Ugandan Pretzel knotmug. n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 2, 2003
Get the magic pretzel manmug. by Uejnejjejjje March 24, 2017
Get the put her in a pretzelmug. Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.
Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006
Get the Chocolate-covered Pretzelmug.