The most stupid response ever, almost all normies use it. Its because they don't have the mental capacity for coming up with a great comeback. It is a stupid response, though some memers, and few dank memers use it, but only when dealing with normies.
Mike: Ur mum gae.
Bill: No u.
Liam: Guys! The normies are fighting!
Mike: Yeah, and ur mum gae Liam!
Liam: Fuck off Mike, I don't deal with normies, I'm a memer.
Bill: No u.
Liam: Guys! The normies are fighting!
Mike: Yeah, and ur mum gae Liam!
Liam: Fuck off Mike, I don't deal with normies, I'm a memer.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018
Get the No Umug. by Universe the madlad December 29, 2020
Get the No umug. by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018
Get the No umug. 
An offensive teem deflecting any previous remarks made about you some may consider this the most offensive slur.
by Butt sexyz January 30, 2018
Get the No umug. The ultimate comeback on the internet. Whatever it may be, whether being told that you are ugly or to “stfu you weeb” (from personal experience) this short two word phrase can solve all your problems. I find that if someone says that you are homosexual, “gay” or a “fag” this comeback works the best. For the low price of a million dollars, (ask Donald Trump’s father for a small loan) “no u” is now able to be used in any situation! Millions around the globe have already bought and started using this phrase in their everyday life. Buy now!
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 14, 2018
Get the No umug.