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My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
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Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
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