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Cam Newton

The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.
Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton
by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019
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Cam Newton

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.
Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Newton

A new 1000 kg.
I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)
by Jacks ass August 11, 2009
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Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.
I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.
by Kal8el November 21, 2016
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Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.
by Fluthy February 2, 2020
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Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018
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Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.
by dogegg June 23, 2016
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