A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.

Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.

by Thatboinona December 29, 2023

Joshua Newton

That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.

I can't believe he just gave us extra homework! He is such a Joshua Newton

by RogueG June 20, 2019

Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ

Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

NEWTON HEATH

F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here

Newton heath m40 gang 🤘🏻

by 40 40 November 22, 2021

Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch

Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back

by imad666 June 2, 2021

Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024

Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact

"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"

by bobrob1234 November 3, 2021