arran nelson

Arran Nelson is a ginger child who stole a fortnite magazine from the corner shop down his street.

Guy: hey you hear about that ginger kid
Other guy: who Arran Nelson?
Guy: yeah he stole a 6 pack of bacon from the corner shop
Other guy: woah

by The yummy baked bean October 21, 2019

Alex Nelson

The rot consumes

Joe: Hey what’s up Ryan
Ryan: the rot consumes
Joe: ok
Alex Nelson: the rot consumes

by fartlek November 29, 2022

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022

Hugo Nelson

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'

Oi look brah its hugo nelson
no way brah hes having sex with a guy

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Jasper Nelson

A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers

Jasper Nelson is very good at Minecraft and is kinky for some reason.

by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022