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weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
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dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
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Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
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asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
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Silk Mustache

When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.
ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021
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Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
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Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
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