Mummy nu pass

When your mother doesn't like your boyfriend or girlfriend

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her

by Likhakha December 26, 2019

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

Mummy

Gives you sussy milk

I love my mummy

by Low March 30, 2022

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

The mummy

When a man wraps another man or woman in plastic wrap waits for a min then pops a breather hole where the mouth is and the puts a hole where the ass hole is and then fucks him out her in the ass

My lover wanted me to do the mummy to her/him

by Ydoctnarg666 August 21, 2022

Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !

Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful

by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019

rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).

"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."

by Pastymage January 30, 2009