mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

by Singing Richard December 18, 2014

mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.

after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!

by jorymo November 15, 2009

dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.

"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"

by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

spicy brown mustard Sprayer

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth

John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

by conril sizzil July 20, 2020

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 28, 2007