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Asian Mudslide

Noun. The act of accidentally shitting oneself while farting violently while sitting in a comfortable chair. This results in the individual sliding or melting down in their seat like a mudslide.
Matt thought it would be really funny to let one rip, but he had an Asian Mudslide all over the seat!
by Homesick Boy January 5, 2008
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Mississippi Mudslide

The process by which the woman lays down on her back and the guy spreads his butt cheeks apart and begins to rub his asshole on her face until there is a black streak from her chin to her forehead.
Oh man, I can't wait to give this chick a Mississippi Mudslide.
by Guy With Gross Terms May 8, 2010
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Miami Mudslide

The act of a male deficating on a female's chest (usually occurrs when the waste is a little runny) aka, the shits, and then the male slides across the females chest like a 6 year old on a Slip n' Slide.
Ryan performs a Miami Mudslide on Taylor every special occasion. (Birthdays, Holidays)
by jakedullum July 3, 2011
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Los Angeles Mudslide

I was so embarrassed that the Cleveland Steamer I had planned turned into a Los Angeles Mudslide - nasty.
by godknowsit February 18, 2009
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dublin mudslide

When you have a broad in the piledriver position. Perform anal sex with her, make her tilt her pelvic region forward. Then let her defacate so it pours past her vagina and all down her stomach.
I picked up this slamhound at the bar last night, took her back to my place and did a dublin mudslide on the bitch til her jumblies were covered in her own shit. *high fives commence at this point*
by Treetrunk November 25, 2006
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Machu Picchu Mudslide

When you are having anal sex with a Peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your Johnson.
Last night I was banging Guadalupe and she had a Machu Picchu Mudslide all over the place.....It was nasty.
by sewer_brain_69 January 27, 2010
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California Mudslide

The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!
I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!
by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008
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