Meritocracy

Meritocracy is often a fancy word for fascism.

Our eugenics program proclaims I am of greater merit than you and that is why I lead and you follow.

In meritocracy only those who believe they are the most deserving rule.

by Thomas Liberty Paine October 5, 2008

Maritess productions

A production company that over-achieves at school projects to the extent that they make other people feel bad.

Justin: Hey guys look at my project!
*shows project*
Quang: Oh thats nice. Lemme show you mine from Maritess Productions.
*hold out super 3-D pop out shit super colorful amazing jaw dropping flabbergasting project*
Justin: Oh mine sucks compared to yours.
Quang: I know. :D

by Youknowwhatitishappyface March 4, 2011

moritz

has a smal penis so he sucks a lot of dick's

hey moritz

by lars was hier November 30, 2021

meritza

someone who is a day dreamer not focused and ditsy also a clumsy clutz and very sneaky and also a compulsive hubituous liar and eats alot.

"you sweep just like meritza"

by big ange January 6, 2014

Meritocracy

Academic cycle jerk

Meritocracy: when your government type is just a sapiosexual orgy.

by AshleeLuna June 11, 2019

Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 1, 2004