by Clarke200 November 25, 2021
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 18, 2012
The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
I feel bad for him Marco Moses ruined his life.
I can’t believe Marco Moses doesn’t like her she is an angle how far are you?
I can’t believe Marco Moses doesn’t like her she is an angle how far are you?
by Adam Moses April 24, 2023
When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit
by Disgruntled man December 12, 2015
If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.
by Deviantmind Mich November 05, 2017