Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."
Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."
Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
by angry piece of shit October 7, 2009
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If someone is in possesion of something you really want, you moofie it and its yours to keep.. no if ands or buts.
Lauren: yo let me get that lighter
Caitlin: here ya go (hands her the lighter)
Lauren: MOOFIES ITS MINE!
Caitlin: aw man =(
Caitlin: here ya go (hands her the lighter)
Lauren: MOOFIES ITS MINE!
Caitlin: aw man =(
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ie I'm so moofed that he cancelled our date.
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moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
ie I'm so moofed that he cancelled our date.
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moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
by PurpleTurtle May 28, 2006
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1. another word for sexy
2. a word used to describe something EXTREMELY attractive or sexy
3. the adjective describing one who has moobs
2. a word used to describe something EXTREMELY attractive or sexy
3. the adjective describing one who has moobs
1. "break me off a piece of that moobalicious mancandy"
2. "that is one moobalicious manktop"
3. "that fat man over there is MOOBALICIOUS!!"
2. "that is one moobalicious manktop"
3. "that fat man over there is MOOBALICIOUS!!"
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