Just another wack rapper who is one of the people most responsible for the destruction of hip hop and dumbing down our generation with her stupid lyrics and songs. She has absolutely no skill whatsoever in anything except spreading her legs and her fake ass to every rapper in the industry. Many people say that she was good before she was mainstream, but this is untrue. These are the same people who also think that Lil Wayne is a good lyricist, which means that they don't know anything about hip hop and that Nicki was always trash.
Dumb person: Bruh Nicki Minaj is da truf! She da baddest bitch around and she is the greatest female rapper of all time! Nicki got a ass like 2 planets and she spits straight fire!
Educated hip hop listener: Dude, she ain't that hot, and her music sucks. All she raps about are her fake body parts, and she makes retarded noises. Besides, Lauryn Hill is the greatest female rapper of all time.
Dumb person: Who is Lauryn Hill? I've never heard her on the radio so she must be trash! Whoever she is she probably isn't as good as Nicki.
Educated hip hop listener: Face it, you have awful taste and don't know a thing about hip hop, and Nicki Minaj was, is, and always will be just a stupid stupid ho with a fake ass and fake tits with no rap skills who has nothing to say!
Dumb person: No! You take that back! They're real!
Educated hip hop listener: I bet you think that Santa is real to?
Dumb person: Yes he is real!
Educated hip hop listener: Dude, she ain't that hot, and her music sucks. All she raps about are her fake body parts, and she makes retarded noises. Besides, Lauryn Hill is the greatest female rapper of all time.
Dumb person: Who is Lauryn Hill? I've never heard her on the radio so she must be trash! Whoever she is she probably isn't as good as Nicki.
Educated hip hop listener: Face it, you have awful taste and don't know a thing about hip hop, and Nicki Minaj was, is, and always will be just a stupid stupid ho with a fake ass and fake tits with no rap skills who has nothing to say!
Dumb person: No! You take that back! They're real!
Educated hip hop listener: I bet you think that Santa is real to?
Dumb person: Yes he is real!
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B-tch talkin' she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on b-tch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrist's then I piss on b-tches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I aint a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordan but I aint a jumpman
B-tches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?
We ship platinum, them b-tches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
A b-tch wooooooooooooooooooooooooould...
Hook
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)"
"That's all Nicki Minaj is....a STUPID HOE!!!"
B-tch talkin' she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on b-tch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrist's then I piss on b-tches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I aint a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordan but I aint a jumpman
B-tches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?
We ship platinum, them b-tches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
A b-tch wooooooooooooooooooooooooould...
Hook
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)"
"That's all Nicki Minaj is....a STUPID HOE!!!"
by Who's.the.realist.ME.thats.who June 3, 2013
Get the Nicki Minaj mug.A short-lived disease named after pop sensation Nicki Minaj. It begins when the patient hears one of her songs and dismisses it as not that good, only to have it on repeat inside their head nonstop for at least 24 hours. The next stage sees the patient have it on repeat on their iTunes nonstop for a further 24 hours. After this it tends to recede, leaving the patient not much worse off.
Doctor: "Why do you keep rapping in my waiting room?"
Patient: "I can't help it. I've been spitting bars since yesterday morning when I was exposed to a Nicki Minaj song on the radio."
Doctor: "It looks like a case of Minajitis. Nothing to worry about. It will go away by itself in the next couple of days."
Patient: "So when I'm in da hills I hang with Kristen Cavalleri. And when I'm in Miami I'm with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. And when I'm in the..."
Doctor: "Please shut up, you risk infecting the other patients. Minajitis is highly contagious, Your Grace."
Patient: "I can't help it. I've been spitting bars since yesterday morning when I was exposed to a Nicki Minaj song on the radio."
Doctor: "It looks like a case of Minajitis. Nothing to worry about. It will go away by itself in the next couple of days."
Patient: "So when I'm in da hills I hang with Kristen Cavalleri. And when I'm in Miami I'm with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. And when I'm in the..."
Doctor: "Please shut up, you risk infecting the other patients. Minajitis is highly contagious, Your Grace."
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