moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.

I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!

by NotDaShon December 20, 2016

Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.

OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!

by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

Moist raisin

A sweet nice girl who turned into a slut

Yeah she's a real moist raisin now that' she's in college

by 69er February 28, 2016

Moist William

A Moist William is the act of barely inserting your erect penis tip inside an excited girl's wet vagina, promptly pulling it out and sliding the residual vaginal fluid on her inner thigh. The movement should be done in a swift "paint-brush" fashion. After this, for the Moist William to be complete, put your clothes back on, pack your belongings, leave without saying a word, and never call her back.

Aye brody, last night Yanni told me he gave his girl a moist William. She was so confused.

by Bravo MNGMT May 02, 2017

moist carnival

another term for a woman's vagina, as it is moist and full of fun, just like a carnival.

Damn that girl kylie had a moist carnival.

by koth koth February 06, 2017

Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City

I would like a Moist Cunt

by drewvinci November 16, 2019