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kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.
Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.
by purplething July 29, 2018
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prince of the mitten

who am i the prince of the mitten”-babytron
by mxrck2e April 3, 2023
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Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.
by EvanTA July 12, 2017
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schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck
by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013
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Wrinkled Beef Mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010
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mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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