data miner 

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

data miner by califctn February 12, 2025

Moot Miner

A person who goes down on a girl.

Someone who’s really good at eating out a woman.

Hey Steve, Jessica just told me that Ashley thinks that you’re the best she’s ever had. She said that you’re a professional Moot Miner!

Moot Miner by Meesal July 19, 2025

Ore Miner

A weird crosseyed mongoloid guy who shaves very badly and has weird looking teeth

Yo, don't get your ore miner looking friend to go with us.

Ore Miner by RZnmbr1 August 28, 2025

Data miner

(noun)

A data miner is someone who digs through a computer programs code (most likely a video game) to get information about the program, or to try and predict the next update by looking at things like comments.

Have you heard of my friend Jack? He's a data miner for World of Warcraft

Data miner by icantthinkofaname117 June 25, 2026

Corn-miner

Definition: An extreme sycophant; someone who goes to extraordinary, often degrading lengths to flatter a person in power. A step beyond a standard ass-kisser.

"Janet agreed with the boss's terrible idea even though it ruins our whole project. She is a shameless corn-miner."

Corn-miner by Marky-Marko July 17, 2026

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

A Flat Miner by LordJenal May 13, 2022

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

The Dirty Gold Miner by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025