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Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 25, 2010
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Midas punch

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.
The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.
by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005
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Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard
There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"
by Tara and Rachel May 29, 2008
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Madison Amodio

A beautiful, blonde-headed girl. She is just everyone's friend, the sweetest thing, has GORGEOUS eyes. She is athletic, funny, and easy-going. Everyone loves Madison.
No example needed to explain further. Madison Amodio is amazing enough.
by nld12231996 January 8, 2012
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Madison tuck

a gorgeous girl. brown hair. short. simply amazing. doesn't believe she is pretty, but she is so much more than that. she is an amazing bestfriend to me. and an even better girlfriend. she is simply just a keeper and wouldn't want it any other way.
Madison tuck looked gorgeous today! I'm lucky to have her.
by jacoblooktoyourwright May 16, 2014
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midinette

French. A Parisan shop-girl.
Jeanette works as a midinette near the Eiffel Tower.
by WelshWench January 31, 2017
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Madison

Madison's are usually blonde with blue eyes. Madison's are really fun to hang out with. Madison's are really sweet and will put their friends and family before herself. Madison's are great girlfriends and you shouldn't back stab her because she tried to empress you when she shouldn't .If you see a madison you should always be friends with her!
I dated a madison and I really loved her but I let her go for another girl. I WISH I NEVER DID THAT She hates me now. I miss her....
by Teela April 9, 2017
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