Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

micro-rave

The partying or dancing ecstatically of an individual in some place or another.
Either dancing by themselves or with a small group of people.

Two guys on a street corner.
Steve: Dude, look at that guy over there. Hes just dancing by himself.
Sean: Haha, i dont hear any music. He must be having his own little micro-rave.

by After-K July 17, 2010

microwave

microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP

man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket

by i love maffins October 23, 2019

Emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

Jun

He’s an emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

by Ahumanthatexists June 24, 2021

macro-microwaving

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Canadian microwave

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Russian Microwave

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011