Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

by Tammi November 26, 2003

meffus

Vile monster, makes people laugh though, likes to make noises and jokes.

"insert Joke here"; "Meffus is a vile monster"

by Richardsz February 7, 2008

muff cabage

Like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabage pronounced in a jersey accent of saying 'garbage'

You little tramp, your muff cabage.

by double z October 15, 2010

muff ball

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.

A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"

by Lupars September 28, 2009

Muff watching

Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.

Fancy a coffee and a spot of muff watching before the lecture lad?

by The turkey gun gun December 7, 2010

no muff too tough

An expression used to describe a person's complete lack of discretion in selecting those whom he/she chooses to perform oral sex on.

Are you kidding me? No muff too tough, I dive at five.

by dalbort June 24, 2007

muff

A 'muff' in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlote Bronte's 'JANE EYRE,' I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this...

"Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold." Middle of chapter 12.

by Jonoboi August 7, 2006