A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.
Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.
"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."
by HFSP January 26, 2021

Most adorable and very understanding person, but sometimes cannot control his anger. He is family oriented and amazing person at heart.
by xdxng November 23, 2021

by melvinator November 24, 2021

by existiert September 25, 2023
