megetarian

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of eating one meat meal per week.

Have you heard that Dave converted from vegetarianism to megetarianism! Yes, he now believes that it's the future and also that homo sapiens need at least a little bit of meat in their diet on a weekly basis.

by Calvin Barajas October 20, 2007

Megatron

A way to describe a really amazingly good looking person.

Girl 1 - "Hey look at that guy over there"
Girl 2 - "Wow. He is megatron!"

by l5a5u5r5a5 February 4, 2009

megatron

Based on the battle record of the evil Decepticon leader from 'Transformers', Megatron means to wreak havoc when able, but to turn tail and bitch out at the first sign of adversity.

A: "I own this map!"

B: "We're making a comeback!"

A: "Fuck, I quit!"

B: "Fucking Megatron."

by diabolicuss July 19, 2009

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard

or:

"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"

by Jimbob Dawgknob February 11, 2006

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

Megatron

A penis that exhibits the "grower" characteristic of significantly expanding and lengthening upon erection as opposed to the "shower" characteristic where it is already near maximum size at rest and does not get much bigger upon erection.

Hey, baby. How you doing? Don't be fooled by the Decepticon in my pants. My Megatron is full of destructive force capable of making you/your Starscream.

by BaboonKiller December 8, 2013