Mattress Gravy

mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.

"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."

by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017

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Mattress stomper

When you and your partner are engaging in doggystyle sex, and the males penis accidentally slips into the anus. Then due to the pain, the female partner jumps up and down stomping her feet on the mattress

Last night during sex Tim had an accident and made me a mattress stomper.

by Butt stuff November 21, 2019

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Mattress stomper

When a girl/guy thinks their partner looks like Edward Norton, and during sexual intercourse wants her/his face to be dragged to the corner of the mattress, and then kicked in the back of the head for sexual euphoria. (Ala: American History X)

Last night during sex I found out Ashley is a mattress stomper.

by Butt stuff November 20, 2019

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Marine mattress

A chick who bangs marines 24/7

She's such a marine mattress

by Naughty kitty January 12, 2015

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mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

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