Is very sweet and funny guy. Most Matthews will have dirty blonde hair with ocean blue eyes. They are very easy to fall for and always make u laugh even though there is nothing funny to laugh about. You can always share things with them and trust them. Will be the best boyfriend/ guy friend. They are alway very sporty and have an amazing body. They love music and always have a new song to listen to.
by Hehehe@hehehe@gmail.com March 2, 2019
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Get the Matthewmug. by Genesis__ September 30, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. 
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is the charming lad that would be the one to be crying out his own name during sex. He has six greasy sausage toes on his middle foot and uses his sausage toes to strum his crusty guitar. he would also be the one to excuse, bless himself, and announce he is welcome after sneezing. Matthews often like to write poems and make juicy excruciating noises when getting out of bed in the mornings. They normally have a fetish for girls that have hairy inner-ears. Matthews are extremely funny and will always answer a question or statement with another question. They also tend to use the words sketchy, gnarley, juicy, moist, crevice, and bruh, when thirsty for the booty.
by SheerSteez November 16, 2014
Get the Matthewmug. A man who has short stubby thumbs and a small dick. He likes to wear a backwards hat to make him feel better about his small dick. He likes men but is dating multiple bitched at the same time who are only with him for his money. They are only 4/10.
by jerrygoldsteg February 15, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a common name for a boy, who is a monkey that fell in love with a gay marine named Michael.
by J the "Monkey" February 2, 2017
Get the Matthewmug.