Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.

You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

martying

Martying is the act of partying, but it just takes place in the morning.

I bet Big Cat, PFT and Hank are martying before the football game.

by tjmikk19 November 28, 2017

Marty Forker

To be awesome

"Hey, did you see that guy knock down 6 refresher bombs, how awesome was that?", "Yeah, that was so Marty Forker of him".

by The Great Publisher Of Things August 6, 2012

Marty Party

The nickname Julie calls Marth 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Marty Party only eats watermelon, everybody knows her as the god of top-TikTok and Shrek-memes.

by Ionlylovemartheandwatermelon July 16, 2020

Marty Maneuver

Laying low at the beginning and then just pouring it on later to fool your opponents.

Man did you see that team pull a Marty Maneuver during the football season?

by Marty Martinson September 29, 2022

marty mcmatton

Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.

Dude. Your such a Marty McMatton

by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017

Marty

R@pist

Why is this unconsensual?
Because it’s a marty

by Urmother696969696969669 March 16, 2024