A Maloki is someone addicted to video games, especially games involving cute furry animals, violence, or violence to cute furry animals. Surprisingly, his personality is very mild, loving, and sweet.
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Word “eisai mia malakia” defines a very intelligent and smart person who is ver caring and loving, if you ever see a beautiful woman/man in greece, say, eisai mia malakia, and they will for sure fall in love with you.
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Oh you got the dutch? I Scott Malkinson that bitch!
Can I roll that? No ho I already called Scott Malkinson
Can I roll that? No ho I already called Scott Malkinson
by Crayton McDaniels September 27, 2009
Get the Scott Malkinson mug.Out of all the Disney Villans, Maleficent is an evil Fairy. In the cheap Disney adoption of the 1959 animated movie Sleeping Beauty she was pisst that she didn't get to go to Princess Auroa's birthday day party, so she made a retarded treat saying, when the princess has her 16th Birthday she'd die from getting her figure pricked from the spindle of a spinning wheel.
Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to use her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.
Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non-Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.
Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to use her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.
Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non-Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.
"I think Darth Vader and Maleficent would have made a great couple, she is a Sith too, isn't she. Although her name should be changed to Ele Vader."
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He came to power by (mostly) the support of Al-Sadr, a prominent Shiite cleric who is the head of the militia group; The Mehdi Army (estimated to be +60,000 strong).
With the country coming in a brink of civil war in late 2006 (after the bombing of the shrine of Samara) to early 2007 all seemed hopeless, but nope. When President Bush announced the "surge" in January 2007(?) violence has (currently) reached a 4 year low and political progress has been made that would have never have happened if it weren't for the "surge"(IMO). Politically, the parliament has passed an amnesty law: mainly for Sunni captives, giving pensions to ex government officials from the Saddam era, goal reached for having substantial number of security forces, ect.
Once a "liberal" city during the Saddam era, Basra during the most of the war was met with strong religious Shiite militias because of the incompetence of the Britsh
In March of 2008, Maliki gained support of Sunnis for cracking down on Shiite militia in Basra; mostly the Mehdi Army (I find this impressive because Al-Sadr pretty much gave the job to Maliki back in 2006). The crackdown has also been praised by the Kurds and Shiites not loyal to Sadr. This shows that Maliki does not have sectarian bias or at least a very little one.
After the crackdown in Basra, Maliki had his sites on Sadr City; the main urban sanctuary of the Mehdi Army. The fighting was bloody for about a month and after that a cease fire was made by Sadr (probably not to look like even more of a cunt). Once the cease fire was made IRAQI security forces entered the stronghold to set up military check points. Since the presence of Iraqi troops Sadr City has been relatively calm.
To rid Al Qaeda in Iraq Al Maliki ordered forces to be sent to Mosul (dubbed AQI's last urban strong hold). Thousands of suspected fighters have been captured and according to a general commanding American forces in northern Iraq the province has seen a 80% decline in violence from a year ago (!).
And there you go boys and girls....
He came to power by (mostly) the support of Al-Sadr, a prominent Shiite cleric who is the head of the militia group; The Mehdi Army (estimated to be +60,000 strong).
With the country coming in a brink of civil war in late 2006 (after the bombing of the shrine of Samara) to early 2007 all seemed hopeless, but nope. When President Bush announced the "surge" in January 2007(?) violence has (currently) reached a 4 year low and political progress has been made that would have never have happened if it weren't for the "surge"(IMO). Politically, the parliament has passed an amnesty law: mainly for Sunni captives, giving pensions to ex government officials from the Saddam era, goal reached for having substantial number of security forces, ect.
Once a "liberal" city during the Saddam era, Basra during the most of the war was met with strong religious Shiite militias because of the incompetence of the Britsh
In March of 2008, Maliki gained support of Sunnis for cracking down on Shiite militia in Basra; mostly the Mehdi Army (I find this impressive because Al-Sadr pretty much gave the job to Maliki back in 2006). The crackdown has also been praised by the Kurds and Shiites not loyal to Sadr. This shows that Maliki does not have sectarian bias or at least a very little one.
After the crackdown in Basra, Maliki had his sites on Sadr City; the main urban sanctuary of the Mehdi Army. The fighting was bloody for about a month and after that a cease fire was made by Sadr (probably not to look like even more of a cunt). Once the cease fire was made IRAQI security forces entered the stronghold to set up military check points. Since the presence of Iraqi troops Sadr City has been relatively calm.
To rid Al Qaeda in Iraq Al Maliki ordered forces to be sent to Mosul (dubbed AQI's last urban strong hold). Thousands of suspected fighters have been captured and according to a general commanding American forces in northern Iraq the province has seen a 80% decline in violence from a year ago (!).
And there you go boys and girls....
by Onoma May 29, 2008
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