Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.

Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden

by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022

maiden juice

The mix of blood and juice from a woman’s menstruation cycle

The saying goes “your not a man until you’ve had Maiden Juice”

by VanRuff February 5, 2022

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

boink-maiden

typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF

She is my boink-maiden

by darkclaw wolfgod April 16, 2024

Maiden

Something you don't have.

Maiden

by Maidenless Tarnished April 12, 2022

Iron Maiden

Quite possibly one of the greatest metal bands to ever walk the earth. In my humble opinion, Their best album is "Somewhere in Time"

Me: Do you like iron maiden?
Person #2: Oh hell no, I don't listen to that shit!
Me: *Punches them in the balls*

by Urban Infinity 2.0 January 19, 2022