Devil’s Paper-Maché

A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.

Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.

Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”

by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022

Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007

Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.

Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.

by Ruben B A July 26, 2007

Machemo

An adjective describing manly-men who, despite their macho qualities, have a distinct feminine side, generally exhibited through heart felt emotional expression (artistic or otherwise).

Hey, did you see that James Franco movie that just came out?

UGH, that guy is so hot and tough, and yet so in touch with his emotions. TOTALLY machemo.

Yeah, totally.

by RuthOJ2 January 24, 2011

Macheda

To Macheda is to fuck up any plans another team has of winning the league

do you see that macheda?

yeah he fucking screwed them right up!

by ryananananananan August 21, 2011

machael

A best friend.

A pretty girl.

A person with a big mind and big imagination.

A girl with so many talents and skills.

Is harsh at times,but totally worth it.

Fabulous,awesome,cool,sweet,kind,funny,interesting, basically sums her up.

Machael is very beautiful and unique ❤️

by pyt.muk ❤️ February 19, 2018

wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/

April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead

by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010