poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

who mans

who mans- A person belonging to someone else

Irene- who mans is Grayson?
Matilda- I think he's Cappy's mans

by cappyfrost November 13, 2016

My mans

Another saying for boyfriend or husband. It simply means that he is your reason for smiling in the morning, afternoon, and night... the first person you think of when you wake up and the last person you think of when you go to bed.

“ my mans is the best! i love him so much! “
“ who’s your mans?”
“my boyfriend!”

by Ilikemoneyandfood June 26, 2019

Gay mans pizza

Quite simply ‘Gay mans pizza’ is quiche.

Look at this Quim eating his gay mans pizza again.

by Banthequiche November 17, 2020

That's my mans

When that mans is yours
The equivalent to someone being your nigga

My homie was telling me his story of how he finessed his ex, so I had to tell him "that's my mans"

by Alfonso Virgen April 13, 2017

Smells like a mans ham

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011