weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

by Mark VZ April 23, 2006

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.

Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011

Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023

Orange Mustache

When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.

Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!

by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016