The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!
My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!
by Mike the plug October 25, 2010
White cracker: Sol Campbell is a frigging gay
Jim Crow: Common ma, the nigga ain't no sweet corn miner
Jim Crow: Common ma, the nigga ain't no sweet corn miner
by z-murda May 15, 2009
The unsung heroes who mined what is about 50% of the world's silver and gold in mines near Lake Tahoe, Utah throughout all of 1869. All their names are held on a plaque in a museum in D.C.
by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 06, 2018
by Cecil Squeezepipe October 03, 2011
A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!
The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue
by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022
A person who is only interested in him or herself, devoid of empathy, or concern for others, or, for the environment, i.e., as long as I get what I want for me and my family . . .
Usually a very shallow person, whose every wish/need is fulfilled instantly, if possible, regardless of who/what is damaged in the process. These people are thoughtless and grasping, use the words "like", "well, actually" in every sentence, and can be found driving 15 miles over the posted speed limit in a 6,000 lb. SUV, while talking on a cell phone and eating, because they are late.
by S D Observer July 23, 2005
by Cruned November 30, 2022