Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023

Chutney Lumper

A feeble old man whose only desire in life is to have 7 young children of his own. He also enjoys chutney, a little bit.

That old Chutney Lumper is so jovial. Quite a sight to see.

by Sobriquet Jones April 30, 2024

Nigger larper

When someone (usually men with whiteskin) goes around telling all his friends that he is/looks/acts like a nigger. This is done either to degrade himself due to xheys low self esteem. Usually annoying fake niggers but in some rare cases are extremely nice amd should be supported.

Man John is literally a white king. Why is he spouting on the 'Cord about eating fried chicken and watermelo? Is he some kinda nigger larper?

by Blackcockonline March 19, 2025

M4 Larper

A person in Criminality Roblox who likes to only buy the M4A1 Carbine and shoot down their foes across the map for their montage.

Hey look! That M4 Larper just beamed me!

by nayeet_jr January 15, 2026

Castlewellan non Lurkers

A not so secret splinter group of the Castlewellan area community group/Grapevine

Did you hear about the castl ewellan panty thief, apparently he is an ex member of the castlewellan non lurkers called Jason!

by Colly109 July 1, 2012

dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.

by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

by Keith02k March 20, 2024