Logging

When you at a party but not at the party. You off to the side, posted up alone like a log, on your phone or fake busy so nobody talks to you. Zero motion. Just planted. Usually happens when you not feeling the vibe, don’t know nobody, or your social battery dead

Example 1:
“Why you over there by yourself?”
“I’m logging, bro. I ain’t in the mood.”

Example 2:
“Man stop logging like a loser and come talk to people”

by Thebigyahu February 17, 2026

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010

ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014

t-lagging

Lagging in satisfaction

Tyler is so t-lagging lately

by ta1011 November 5, 2014

athletic leggings

sports bra for legs

Damnnnn these athletic leggings feel like a big sports bra on my legs

by pvqueen April 2, 2015

Free legging

When you’re having sex and your girl is bent over a tall bench/desk and she can’t touch the floor. So her legs are just hanging (free legging)

This chick was short when I had her bent over my desk she was free legging by a mile

by Lilporkbelly November 12, 2017