dirty lobster

When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.

Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.

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lobsterback

a fuckin british, term used by colonists way back when to make fun of the britishes red coats

brit: hey u fuckin wanka!

american: fuck you u fuckin lobsterback!

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A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

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A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

lobsterdog by petnut December 14, 2008

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One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

A really bad sunburn that is so bad that it makes you "look like a lobster"

Girl: Aww, he's blushing!

Boy: No I'm not! I just have lobsteritus!

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The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.

Lobster Schwag by Benny123 September 18, 2012

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