German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

getting the most for the least

A phrase which encapsulates the idea that it is rational for every participant in an interaction to always endeavor to get the most by giving the least.

The fact that every participant in an interaction always endeavors to get the most by giving the least reveals that every human interaction is a negotiation. That reality of life is called "getting the most for the least."

by but for April 19, 2018

Lesmosis

When two women engage in sexual intercourse.

Have you had lesmosis with Becky yet?

by Echo Lima Fox March 17, 2008

At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.

"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."

by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018

Lesmerized

When one is infatuated with a girl, only to find out she is a lesbian.

I was lesmerized by the brunette with the attractive triangle tattoo.

by Skat Stevens August 25, 2008

leasowe

Essentially the sphincter of Wirral, siphoning off all of the major dickheads to Birkenhead while keeping a small amount of the big dickheads and a lot of little dickheads.

I don't live in Leasowe, i live in Bidston.

by 2sc3n3f0rsch00l June 23, 2011