Kettlewell

A great last name that is not quite as good as the last name klein

Kettlewell is not quite as good as Klein

by SuperiorVenaCava May 21, 2022

Kratt

A misspelling of "Kart"
Used in the joke game Supra Mayro Kratt

Guy 1: someone should make a kratt in real life
Bully: i asked for lunch money not nostalgia

by Malleo Malleo September 1, 2022

kietten

A silly way to say "kitten". It's an intentional typo that's meant to sound adorable and goofy, sometimes frivolous. Its meaning is slightly different from the generic "kitten" as it means an especially cuter and sillier cat.

I'm a very mischievous kietten uwu

But mister, that's not just any cat, that's a kietten!

by TheRedactedSystem September 21, 2023

Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.

Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.

by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012

Spicy.kettle

The best British meme page (i've been scammed)

Hey are you Spicy.kettle
spicy.ketle: i've been scammed

by _.ha44y._ April 18, 2018

The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.

1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’

by lileilish June 9, 2019

Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.

D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020