The most docile, cutest, lovable and down right sexiest little creature in the world. (apart from Jessica Alba).
Loves RnB and Bob Marley. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.
Loves RnB and Bob Marley. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.
Nawwww, look at the baby koala sleeping.
OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!
Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.
OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!
Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.
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I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.
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When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
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Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
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Person 2: you got a choco koala ? Damn son your the man.
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