killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

rat killing

See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."

"Go on about your rat killing."

by Jinja September 9, 2005

Killian

Depressed, antisocial, enjoys SUPER ULTRA DANK memes. Lives off self deprecation. Just kinda *exists*. Nobody really cares till he becomes suicidal. Then ppl briefly care for a little while and then kinda don’t anymore. Parents always disappointed in him. Likes to stay up late and wake up late. Knows that he is literally the most insignificant person to ever exist.

Killian? Who’s that??

by MEGGAFAGGOTT January 22, 2019

killinois

The nickname for the state of Illinois. Mostly used by people from Chicago. These are the same type of people that call Chicago Chiraq.

I'm from Chiraq, Killinois.

by slvy394 October 9, 2017

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009

killing the pig

To make a large sum of money. Derived from a "piggy bank" with so much money in it that it's stuffing and hence killing the pig.

Any one who has bought investment property in Perth, Australia is killing the pig.

by Bacon & Cheese July 25, 2007