Kernel

Kernel: Somebody who is cornier than a cornball.

“Dude, Trenton’s a Kernel!” Malachi laughed

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

the kerninator

a person who is infatuated with dinosaurs and is also known for watching ebony porn on the school computers.

dudde turn off jurassic park. your acting like the kerninator. and pull up your fuckin pants

by judybooty May 27, 2010

rice kernal

chinese boys who confess their love to you... and then tear your heart apart by turning into an absolute bipolar godzilla.

girl 1: have you seen that hot chink?
girl 2: yeah... don't even I hear he's a total rice kernal

by ihatewhiteboyz19 December 4, 2010

salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.

She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne

by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019

aaron kerney

verb, the act of being a bitch or having bitch-esqe qualities. broke boy and has no hairline

bro do you see that guy over there? hes cool right?

no bro that's another aaron kerney

by nioidonfooidsoif September 18, 2019