Ketchup effect

The event where if a food uses too much ketchup and someone considers it good, it is because they like the taste of ketchup and not the overall dish. This can also apply with other condiments like hot sauce.

The following meatloaf has been affected by the ketchup effect.
Dude 1: "Dang dude, this meatloaf is so good!"

Dude 2: "The hell are you talking about? This shit tastes like ketchup."

by BROOMROOMMAN November 10, 2020

ketchup and mustard

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

ketchup buns

losing anal virginity

i gave sally ketchup buns

by ndbaar02 April 23, 2011

ketchup whirlwind

n: The act of squirting ketchup into ones anus, then lapping it up with one mouth and spitting it back out onto a cock, then shoving the cock covered ketchup into ones anus buns, then when finished, four people proceed to lick the remnants off in a whirlwind motion with their tongues.

Kyle: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me a ketchup whirlwind?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Kyle: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Kyle dear, I know."

by DoctorPentakill May 2, 2015

kretchy

Adjective: Describes a person whom bangs out your mom.

That dude Terry been acting mad kretchy round my mom, we was chillin playing Power Stone and when my mom walked in the room I saw the scrump magnus in his eye.

by ThatNGATerry October 19, 2015

ketchupVrr

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by KetchupVrr March 18, 2022

The Ketchup Law

The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.

"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"

"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."

by Kittenish August 3, 2009