A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
by Larry Spagbol January 26, 2012
by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021
When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)
Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!
by txotumiii January 04, 2023
*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho
by dstarbucks123 June 17, 2019
by Hazzaiscoollol December 05, 2008
A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017