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Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!
by Brooke September 15, 2004
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katherine elizabeth underwood

The most amazing girl in the world.
she always succeeds in making me happy. she makes everything better. i love her more than everything, more than words can describe. Everything about her is so perfect. she is so flawless,perfect,amazing,beautiful,gorgeous,hot,sexy,cute. she is perfect in every way and i love her. i would do this girl anytime,anywhere,anyplace. ;
<3
i love you katherine elizabeth underwood,
Marry me?
-nick
by NickFrench March 1, 2009
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katheryne

A katheryne is a smartass, experienced and wise woman. They are cynical and forgetful. They are old and sexy. They are saggy and strong. They make for great grandmothers and amazing lovers.
"Dude, your grandma is a total katheryne!"

"Thank you kindly!"
by roommatesboyfriend November 4, 2008
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kutchery

State of the weather when the temperature is between 70 and 79 degrees Fahrenheit.
It was freezing yesterday, but now it’s gone all kutchery outside.
by bal-de-vis April 23, 2009
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Katherine

Katherines are beautiful girls with lots of personality details. If someone could describe a Katherine in a few ways, they would say kind, caring, inclusive, responsible, and most of all, scary. Although a Katherine can be the best and kindest person to be around, she is also the scariest. Trust me, you don't wanna mess with her. I learned that the hard way. If you insult her or her friends, she will inflict both physical and mental pain on you.

Katherines crave love and romantic relationships. She is the most compassionate person when it comes to romance. She will give her all to a relationship and she expects the same from her partner. She doesn't have time to deal with players or fuck boys.

Katherines can be real bitches sometimes too. They are very selfish when it comes to food and basically anything. She can be very sarcastic. She sometimes accidentally crosses the line with jokes. But once she realizes that she hurt someone's feelings, she will immediately feel remorse. She hates hurting other people and will never purposely hurt them if they don't deserve it.

Although Katherines look all happy on the outside, they hold deep secrets that they never tell anyone. The many secrets could range from jealousy to secretly self-harming. But they never let their secrets get in the way of spreading kindness throughout the world. Whether it's through promoting gender equality or checking up on a random stranger that looks sad, a Katherine's kindness is contagious.
Person 1: "OMG, did you hear about the guy who got punched in the nose"
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he said that Ally's pink shirt didn't look good on her"
Person 1: "Oh shit. Ally's one of Katherine's friends. That must be why that guy got punched"
Person 2: "I thought people learned to never insult Katherine's friends, considering what happened last time"
by Yipyip13 April 4, 2021
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ashton kutcher

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)
by juney cromer August 4, 2007
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Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.
I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.
by Dataspice May 8, 2009
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