Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.

(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol

by Sigys November 22, 2021

Jorge

A verb that means to detail clothes at a cleaners before they get thrown in their respective bins. A person who does this can be referred to as a jorger.

“Are you going to jorge rn?”
“Nah, just at home taking the Willy for a wild ride.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Jorge

pulling a Jorge- (verb) to over share information in a group chat, especially information sexual in nature.

(Noun) an inability to filter information appropriately for their audience.

Example: “He made a blow job joke to a nun at my daughter’s baptism. He totally pulled a Jorge”

by Superspatula March 18, 2022

Jorge and Hanna

The best couple ever, a couple made in heaven like they should be together forever. They will always end up together, no matter what.

OMG! I'm sooo glad Jorge and Hanna are going out they get along soo well together in band. They should have clarinet babies!

by jenniferc April 29, 2013

Jorge

Someone or something that’s been around.

Jorge belonged to the community.

by Shamoo559 May 23, 2022

jorge :3

an odd but unique person who is very caring and sweet. he always checks up on people and makes sure they are ok. he also peaked immo 3 but he is also a really big liar. Other than that he's awesome sauce and a cool little buddy who hops over walls and has mommy issues.

stinka: omg jorge :3 show me your feet *cat face*

by stinkaaaboot April 13, 2023

Jorge

the coolest dude you'll ever meet hands down. Anything you want to talk about with him his there. great conversation and has an amazing style. has a group of friends that he hangs out with, but isn't really popular. Anything you do Jorge just does it that much better. never brags and is down to earth one of my best friends I've ever had the privilege of Metting. if you ever lost a Jorge you'll miss as you than start to realize how incredible he was

Person 1) hey I got a 95 on my math assignment.

Jorge) I got a 98 son.

Person 1) haha Jorge you the man

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023