Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.

God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick

by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018

Jonah Bennett

A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.

"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

Joachim von Ribbentrop

The German Foreign Minister during World War II. Unfairly executed after the war.

Joachim von Ribbentrop is teh coolness.

by Dquenen August 14, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018

Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

Joachim

The name of the greatest nigga alive.

"Yo what's your name?"
"Joachim"

*instantly wins*

by iloveasiangirls. November 21, 2021

9 Jocho

THE ORIGINAL: A alcoholic drink which consists of a 4 Loko and adding a 5 Hour Energy shot. 4 loko + 5 hour energy = 9 jocho
Originated at North Dakota State University

Man last night was crazy! I got so bombed off of that 9 Jocho.

by Crabby Bills August 1, 2019