jiggle the jello

to squeeze and play with someone's boobs; to give a vigorous handjob

Late last night, Michelle and I went back to my place and I got to jiggle the jello.

by Begrudging Hyperion October 15, 2010

jello

ass, usually that of a female. Booty.

Mommy, hello. Make it wiggle like Jello.-The Pack

by J-Mice January 3, 2008

jello mixer

boobs, tits, jello mixing is when you get your tits injected with jello instead of silicone

Alex - she looks hot since she got that jello mixer

Robby - hell yeah!

Billy - i like men

by canton middle school baby April 9, 2009

damn you, jello

when something bad happens, no matter whose fault, you just point your fist in the air and yell "DAMN YOU JELLO!"

why jello? because its an awful tasting gelatin treat

-person A trips over own feet-

person A: DAMN YOU, JELLO!

by Feeney-Land July 27, 2008

jellotarian

eater of jello; someone who eats no other substances besides jello

a jellotarian diet

the jellotarian was disgusted by the vegetarian.

by izumi April 5, 2005

Jello Bottom

A person who has an abnormally jiggly ass.

Person 1:"Holy Shit dude, look at that jello bottom on that girl over there!"

Person 2:"That's nasty, look at it shake all over the place."

by cutieandmollusk February 28, 2009

Bring the Jello

To christen the home of a new neighbor or friend by rubbing one out in one of their rooms, usually a bathroom.

I'm going to really bring the jello when we go to their house warming party next week. I'm going to try to yank one out in the master bedroom if I can get away with it.

by Your New Neighbor March 12, 2011