Dakota Johnson

When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.

"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"

by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021

jimmy johnson

the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure

john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked

by jamarious quangle dangle June 3, 2022

Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

Hannah Johnson

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

royal rob johnson

Self induced injury directly resulting from alcohol abuse

Y’all hear Amanda broke her ankle while drunk at the trampoline park?
Yup, doctor told her it was a textbook Royal Rob Johnson

by Easy E, big up September 24, 2018

calvin johnson

god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.

<kicks friend in nuts>

"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"

"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"

by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008