John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.

Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.

by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018

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The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.

'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"

by rocky bob August 15, 2018

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John is a great guy and he is so lovable, he's a ladys man but he ain't a player ;)

You can always count on him whenever you need to rant or talk about your feelings, if you date a John hold onto him because you is luckyyy. John also has the best taste in clothes and music and is keeping up with all the trends, he's goofy and caring and hella loyal but he won't admit it only to keep his "macho" rep :)

Girl #1 : omg is that John??
Girl #2 : yeh he's so funny omg!!!
Girl #1 : Yasss and he's cute, maybe I should talk to him :)

Girl #2 : GETT INNNN!!

by johnsdamannn11 August 21, 2018

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A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

by Superflyking August 31, 2018

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A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

by renasty September 23, 2018

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John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

by Johnleder October 9, 2018

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